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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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When the Husbands away, the Wife will…try not to kill everyone

Friends, family, esteemed colleagues, I come to you today, to urge you to not poke the mama bear. At least not when she’s all by herself, with two small children, an asshole dog, and only nap time to look forward to. This weekend, my husband took a trip to the great state of Texas. You… Continue reading When the Husbands away, the Wife will…try not to kill everyone

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I had a heart attack today

I had a heart attack today. Not in the physical sense, but in the metaphorical, soul crushing way that makes you question whether or not you actually shit your pants. It all begins with Harrison, my 4 year old preschooler. He has not been sleeping well, which many moms of children can, I’m sure, relate… Continue reading I had a heart attack today