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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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Summer is for Friends, an Update

So, as I’m sure some of you noticed (Am I being optimistic here? Never mind, please don’t answer), I took a few weeks off from writing because SUMMER. (Insert Olaf interlude a la the juggernaut that is Frozen that I may or may not have seen 457 times in the last year alone.) My family… Continue reading Summer is for Friends, an Update

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Cooking With a Toddler: Part 1

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you, to tell you that we are sick, AGAIN. I know what you’re thinking. “Is this beeyotch for real? There’s no way. At this point, I can’t even feign sympathy.” Well fret not, my friends, I don’t want your sympathy, or your pity. I just… Continue reading Cooking With a Toddler: Part 1