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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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Summer is for Friends, an Update

So, as I’m sure some of you noticed (Am I being optimistic here? Never mind, please don’t answer), I took a few weeks off from writing because SUMMER. (Insert Olaf interlude a la the juggernaut that is Frozen that I may or may not have seen 457 times in the last year alone.) My family… Continue reading Summer is for Friends, an Update

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The greatest gift my children have ever given me (and, no, its not the “unconditional love” you hear about)

For me, and for (probably) most of you, sleep is of utmost importance. As a parent, sleep can often evade us for even small reasons, such as worrying if your kids are alive or dead in their beds. (I’m serious, every night, I’m pretty sure they’re dead up there, or they’ve somehow been abducted. So,… Continue reading The greatest gift my children have ever given me (and, no, its not the “unconditional love” you hear about)

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8 things I would recommend when your husband makes a break for it (AKA “takes” a “trip”)

As some of you will remember, (from my post yesterday), my husband abandoned me this past weekend. He has since returned, but I cannot, under good conscience, tell you that he had a warm welcoming. Instead, he got two screaming children and a wife that needed 5 minutes to herself in the bathroom. Aaaaaanywho, this… Continue reading 8 things I would recommend when your husband makes a break for it (AKA “takes” a “trip”)

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When the Husbands away, the Wife will…try not to kill everyone

Friends, family, esteemed colleagues, I come to you today, to urge you to not poke the mama bear. At least not when she’s all by herself, with two small children, an asshole dog, and only nap time to look forward to. This weekend, my husband took a trip to the great state of Texas. You… Continue reading When the Husbands away, the Wife will…try not to kill everyone

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Nutella Balls

My best friend and the love of my life, Alyssa, (Sorry husband), challenged me to write some recipes for my blog. She thought it was the perfect combo of both my writing skills (or lack-thereof) and my love of food. I agreed with her, as I love food more than anything (again, sorry husband). Also,… Continue reading Nutella Balls