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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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Contentedness-A Short Guide on How to be Content as a Parent

Parenting is hard. I should know, I am one. Not a very good one, but a parent nonetheless. (I’m just saying, there’s room for improvement.) If you are like me, you may struggle with your successes and failures, as a mother or father. That is why I would like to share with you all, my… Continue reading Contentedness-A Short Guide on How to be Content as a Parent

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We’re All Screamers

Friends, I wanted to take a moment today, to share with you, some important information. This information, that I have, was not a passing thought, but rather a carefully thought-out and researched, (through self reported mommy bitch-fests, from both my own, personal friends, and from my long distance friends (or strangers, whatever) all around the… Continue reading We’re All Screamers

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Summer is for Friends, an Update

So, as I’m sure some of you noticed (Am I being optimistic here? Never mind, please don’t answer), I took a few weeks off from writing because SUMMER. (Insert Olaf interlude a la the juggernaut that is Frozen that I may or may not have seen 457 times in the last year alone.) My family… Continue reading Summer is for Friends, an Update

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The Greatest Piece of “Mom Clothing” You Will Ever Buy

*I received two free sweaters and a bag from Multiwear in exchange for writing a review on the blog.* I have to tell you that crap, but I can assure you that my opinions are my own, and I would not lie to you. You can trust me, we’re friends. SO anywho, let me tell you… Continue reading The Greatest Piece of “Mom Clothing” You Will Ever Buy

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Lies I tell my Children

I have two fairly smart kids. I mean, I don’t see any geniuses coming out of my uterus, but they are totally the next best thing. This is why, I will be BEYOND sad, when they finally figure out my lies. Until then, I will continue to lie, if only to save my sanity. So,… Continue reading Lies I tell my Children

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Cooking with a Toddler, Part Deux or This Dog has a Death Wish

Cooking with a toddler. Cooking with┬ámy toddler. Cooking with my toddlerS. Sigh. I wish I could tell you that this happened and it was fabulous. I wish I could sit here, and tell you, that my son and I cooked a beautiful meal together. That we took turns utilizing the ingredients, working the utensils, and… Continue reading Cooking with a Toddler, Part Deux or This Dog has a Death Wish