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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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Bride-zilla in training

Today’s mis-adventure comes to you from Flint, Michigan. It is sponsored by Stupid Rules and Budget Cuts. Today I had a couple errands to run so I packed up myself and his highness prince chubby cheeks and took off for a drive to the Genesee County Courthouse in Flint. I had to apply for Jon… Continue reading Bride-zilla in training

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Obama

Today Obama pissed me off. I was minding my own business, watching television, when his big head interrupted my previously scheduled programming. Now, I realize that when there is breaking news sometimes shows have to be interrupted. But when that “breaking news” is just the president explaining that he supports gay marriage, I have to… Continue reading Obama