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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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We’re All Screamers

Friends, I wanted to take a moment today, to share with you, some important information. This information, that I have, was not a passing thought, but rather a carefully thought-out and researched, (through self reported mommy bitch-fests, from both my own, personal friends, and from my long distance friends (or strangers, whatever) all around the… Continue reading We’re All Screamers

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Summer is for Friends, an Update

So, as I’m sure some of you noticed (Am I being optimistic here? Never mind, please don’t answer), I took a few weeks off from writing because SUMMER. (Insert Olaf interlude a la the juggernaut that is Frozen that I may or may not have seen 457 times in the last year alone.) My family… Continue reading Summer is for Friends, an Update

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The Greatest Piece of “Mom Clothing” You Will Ever Buy

*I received two free sweaters and a bag from Multiwear in exchange for writing a review on the blog.* I have to tell you that crap, but I can assure you that my opinions are my own, and I would not lie to you. You can trust me, we’re friends. SO anywho, let me tell you… Continue reading The Greatest Piece of “Mom Clothing” You Will Ever Buy

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Lies I tell my Children

I have two fairly smart kids. I mean, I don’t see any geniuses coming out of my uterus, but they are totally the next best thing. This is why, I will be BEYOND sad, when they finally figure out my lies. Until then, I will continue to lie, if only to save my sanity. So,… Continue reading Lies I tell my Children

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Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day. I view Mother’s Day as a non-holiday, holiday, but still something that I thought I would look forward to, because I’m a mother. HOWEVER, I do NOT look forward to Mother’s Day. UNFORTUNATELY, when you become a mother, they neglect to tell you that you STILL HAVE TO CELEBRATE YOUR OWN MOTHER AND… Continue reading Mother’s Day