I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun. Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing. I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem
Parenting is hard. I should know, I am one. Not a very good one, but a parent nonetheless. (I’m just saying, there’s room for improvement.) If you are like me, you may struggle with your successes and failures, as a mother or father. That is why I would like to share with you all, my… Continue reading Contentedness-A Short Guide on How to be Content as a Parent
*I received two free sweaters and a bag from Multiwear in exchange for writing a review on the blog.* I have to tell you that crap, but I can assure you that my opinions are my own, and I would not lie to you. You can trust me, we’re friends. SO anywho, let me tell you… Continue reading The Greatest Piece of “Mom Clothing” You Will Ever Buy
I have two fairly smart kids. I mean, I don’t see any geniuses coming out of my uterus, but they are totally the next best thing. This is why, I will be BEYOND sad, when they finally figure out my lies. Until then, I will continue to lie, if only to save my sanity. So,… Continue reading Lies I tell my Children
These. Kids. I love them more than anything in the entire world. They take me to the brink of sanity (insanity? whatever, they drive me nuts), only to bring me back with perfectly timed naps, bed times, and intermittent “I Love You’s”. (2 out of those 3 nice things were sleep-related, coincidence? I think not.)… Continue reading Sour Patch Kid or The Curse, which my mother wrought on me 20 years ago
Today I took on the monumental task of cleaning out the cesspool that is my purse. (O.K., that was dramatic. It’s not a cesspool, but it is a germ filled bag of mom-crap.) I had been dreading this moment for days. It’s hard to motivate yourself to clean out something small, when you’ve spent the whole… Continue reading Doesn’t everyone keep emergency food in their purse?
Sometimes, I’m the freezer parent. You know, the parent that is too lazy to even make a PB&J-the simplest of meals. Instead, I yank the chicken nuggets out of the depths of the freezer (I’d tell you which brand is the best, but I should totally get paid for that-Here’s lookin’ at you Tyson Chicken-Dinosaur… Continue reading Freezer Parent