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I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

I lost my shit today, Not unlike any other day, But different from yesterday, Because yesterday we had fun.   Today when I awoke, It seemed like a cruel joke, They were already screaming, “Mommy she is teasing!” And as you can imagine this was not very pleasing.   I’m ashamed of what I have… Continue reading I Lost My Shit Today-A Poem

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Contentedness-A Short Guide on How to be Content as a Parent

Parenting is hard. I should know, I am one. Not a very good one, but a parent nonetheless. (I’m just saying, there’s room for improvement.) If you are like me, you may struggle with your successes and failures, as a mother or father. That is why I would like to share with you all, my… Continue reading Contentedness-A Short Guide on How to be Content as a Parent

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Doesn’t everyone keep emergency food in their purse?

Today I took on the monumental task of cleaning out the cesspool that is my purse. (O.K., that was dramatic. It’s not a cesspool, but it is a germ filled bag of mom-crap.) I had been dreading this moment for days. It’s hard to motivate yourself to clean out something small, when you’ve spent the whole… Continue reading Doesn’t everyone keep emergency food in their purse?

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A non-comprehensive list of things that are acceptable when it’s a snow day, you’ve been sick, or if there’s weather outside

Being a parent is hard. Like, SO hard. The hardest thing I’ve ever done. If you’re a parent as well, you have my deepest empathy. Parenting while under any type of stress is even harder. Whether it be illness, money (or lackthereof), or school/work related, stress is stress. This is why I have compiled a… Continue reading A non-comprehensive list of things that are acceptable when it’s a snow day, you’ve been sick, or if there’s weather outside

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Freezer Parent

Sometimes, I’m the freezer parent. You know, the parent that is too lazy to even make a PB&J-the simplest of meals. Instead, I yank the chicken nuggets out of the depths of the freezer (I’d tell you which brand is the best, but I should totally get paid for that-Here’s lookin’ at you Tyson Chicken-Dinosaur… Continue reading Freezer Parent